Finally made it into Colombia tonight. 5 hour flight from the ATL and a quick run through immigration once I landed and I was on my way to the hotel. The amount of tail in this place is unbelievable. There was a chick with a waist to ass ratio that was off the charts….pants looked like they were painted on and a turd cutter that was perfect. I almost broke out my phone and snapped a pic but I thought it would be a little awkward snapping a pic with 200 people staring at me – plus the Policia™ don’t want you using your phone while your waiting in line at the immigration station.

I’ve got to work a little bit tomorrow morning but am gonna hit the city around noon and go check some shit out. Will try and snap some pics of the local talent and upload later tomorrow.

The Davalos Twins….one of Colombia’s finest exports

Packing my bags right now and am flying out tomorrow morning to Bogota. Gonna spend 4 days there and will try and blog when I can, but I’ll be pretty busy chasing tail with work.

I’ve got two goals from this trip. Don’t lose my kidney to the black market and avoid getting my ass shoved full of heroin balloons.

I also plan on making Sandra Valencia my wife while I’m down there. Wish me luck.

Nothing puts a smile on my face like having to wake up at 4am to catch a 6:50am flight out to Portland. The account executive who scheduled a 1pm meeting today is gonna get a foot in his ass. I’m taking suggestions for strip clubs and places to eat in Portland. Don’t send me to some shit hole.

Balls. Of. Steel.

Flying into San Fran today. Hoping that my plane doesn’t turn into the new 2011 Southwest 737-300 Convertible Model™ while it’s 36,000 feet up in the air. Although, it is nice to get some fresh air on-board, especially after someone decides to destroy the restroom and have it linger out into the cabin.