H8torade » funny shit http://h8torade.com H8tin' since 1979....... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:15:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 San Diego 6 Reports That 2000 Cocks Were Found In Cages http://h8torade.com/2012/01/27/san-diego-6-reports-that-2000-cocks-were-found-in-cages/ http://h8torade.com/2012/01/27/san-diego-6-reports-that-2000-cocks-were-found-in-cages/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:32:58 +0000 h8torade http://h8torade.com/?p=12025 ]]>

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You can tell the officer at the :18 second mark definitely knows what to do when she has a cock in her hand.

]]> http://h8torade.com/2012/01/27/san-diego-6-reports-that-2000-cocks-were-found-in-cages/feed/ 0 NSFW: Don’t Stop Busta Rhymes From Taking A Shit http://h8torade.com/2012/01/26/nsfw-dont-stop-busta-rhymes-from-taking-a-shit/ http://h8torade.com/2012/01/26/nsfw-dont-stop-busta-rhymes-from-taking-a-shit/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:51:40 +0000 h8torade http://h8torade.com/?p=11978 ]]>

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Doesn’t Busta care about the children? Nope. He’s just trying to not shit all over himself.

thx Nicholas

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A team full of Michael Phelps clones. These guys could have doggy paddled across the pool and still won. Judges weren’t too happy that they weren’t taking it too serious. Calm the fuck down, it’s swimming.

]]> http://h8torade.com/2012/01/23/swimming-competition-features-a-team-that-clowns-the-competition/feed/ 3 Terrell Suggs Keeps It Real And Tells Skip Bayless To Stop Acting Like A Douchebag http://h8torade.com/2012/01/23/terrell-suggs-keeps-it-real-and-tells-skip-bayless-to-stop-acting-like-a-douchebag/ http://h8torade.com/2012/01/23/terrell-suggs-keeps-it-real-and-tells-skip-bayless-to-stop-acting-like-a-douchebag/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:08:38 +0000 h8torade http://h8torade.com/?p=11968 ]]>

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Greatest. Interview. Ever. About the only person who can tell Suggs how to talk is MAYBE his mom or dad. He sure as hell isn’t going to listen to Skip Bayless trying to correct him on national tv. If anything, he’s lucky they didn’t have to cut to commercial because if I was Suggs I would have “motherfucked” him until they pulled the plug.

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I lost my shit as soon as he chopped the head off of t-Rex.

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Love Chuck. I don’t think there is anyone that is off-limits from his verbal abuse. He’d cuss the Pope out if he looked at him crazy and would probably smack Michelle Obama on the ass if she got out of line.

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Did that guy really offer to put it on his own crank and let the guy watch? Go Army!

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What the fuck is a rabbit punch? It’s obviously donkey and Trebek will be apologizing his ass off on tomorrow’s show for royally screwing up.

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Wasn’t even close. Brady waxed that ass on the field yesterday and on the mic.

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His dentist has to love him. This guy has a YouTube channel full of videos of him eating the most weirdest shit. Watch him devour this stick of Old Spice….

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then top it off with dessert…a can of fucking Crisco.

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How do guys like this get laid?

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