This chick needs to calm down. She’s acting like he put the tip of his penis into her buttcrack when all he did was snatch the mic from her hands and dropped an F-bomb.

Bet that she didn’t give him any ass for a month after that stunt. Well worth it though.

All you guys can go play Frogger™, I’m gonna sit my ass right here on this bench and work on my tan.

If McDonald’s was smart they’d sign these guys up and let them do their commercials. Sales would triple….

Maybe I’ll come down…maybe I won’t…..disappointed that Officer Smalls didn’t hit him with the taser.