Some people don’t understand what 911 is for. Let me give you an example for all you idiots out there, like Reginald Peterson, who don’t have a clue.
You call 911 if someone took a bullet in the ass or if your old lady chopped off your wang. You don’t call 911 because a [...]
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Reginald Peterson Just Wanted Standard Dress On His Sandwich
August 5, 2008
Peanutbutterfarts.com
August 2, 2008
I guess I won’t be eating a PB&J sandwich for a while. NSFW link HERE
Kim Kardashian Could Use Some Of My Special Sauce
July 28, 2008
Real Facts™: McDonalds estimates that it sells 550 MILLION Big Mac’s each year. That is one every 17 seconds. 540 calories - 29 grams of fat.
Kim Kardashian showed up to the Big Mac 40th birthday party over the weekend. Who the hell throws a party for a fucking hamburger?
Word is that her [...]
Economics 101 : Don’t Open A Starbucks Right Across The Street From Another Starbucks
July 1, 2008
Starbucks today announced that they plan on closing 600 “underperforming” stores.
I’m no rocket scientist but you would think that if you had a Starbucks on one corner of the street that you pretty much have that block covered.
Does it really make sense to open another Starbucks right across the street? [...]
Don’t H8 - Bigger Weiners
June 12, 2008
Kraft and Sara Lee are in the middle of a weiner war as to who has the bigger meat.
Consumers are continuing to look for higher flavors, beefier, juicier hot dogs and we saw that as an opportunity to grow that portion of our business,” said Sean Marks, senior director of marketing for Oscar [...]
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