Or is it? Food porn will always have a home here.

We’ve all seen those relief jars posted up at local businesses. I’ve thrown some change in them before, mainly because I didn’t want to carry it.

Scott Case and Jessica McGannon decided that it was a better idea to steal the jar. They have been identified in the theft of a relief jar from the Culvers in Liberty, Mo. Since I live in Kansas City I thought I would try and give them the attention that they deserved by plastering their mugs all over the Internets™.

Just by looking at this cat I can tell you that he is automatically guilty. The chinstrap boyband beard should add another 10 years to his sentence. No need to try him and waste tax payer money.

He’s a big fan of hamburgers, but I’m guessing he is going to love wiener night at the jail.

UPDATE: mugshot of Jessica B. McGannon. Why the sad face?

(Liberty Tribune)

So I was in Columbia, SC yesterday and got done doing the shit I needed to do down there and drove my ass 4 hours over to Raleigh, NC today.

That drive sucks.

First off, a big middle finger to Hertz. They are still rolling out Toyota Camry’s on their fleet. I asked the chick behind the counter if the 2010 Camry she was giving me was fixed. Her response “it’s not affected”.

On top of that, they ran out of GPS units. So I’m rolling with the ghetto deluxe Blackberry GPS. It’s almost impossible to drive and glance down at your Blackberry and rely on that thing to get you anywhere.

Raleigh though is not bad. I threw down a steak at Sullivan’s along with a lobster tail that definitely hit the spot. The waitresses at Sullivan’s were ridiculously hot. I almost offered my tube steak to one of them…..

I’m hoping to make it back to KC tomorrow but it sounds like a major winter storm is coming this way and has the possibility of royally fucking me on my travel plans.

Work with me mother nature – don’t have me find my car looking like this tomorrow when I get home…..

Glen W. Bell Jr. passed away today at his home in Rancho Santa Fe. Bell founded everyone’s favorite edible enema Taco Bell back in 1962.

He sold the first Taco Bell franchise in 1964. In 1978, Bell sold his 868 Taco Bell restaurants to PepsiCo for $125 million in stock.

Who knew that giving people diarrhea could be so profitable? For the price, Taco Bell can’t be beat. Video below of how your taco is made.

These fuckers better learn to put on some gloves. You see them manhandling that shit without any gloves on? I know one of them has itched themselves or dug deep for that booger that wouldn’t shake itself loose – then they put their grubby hands all over my chalupa.

Even though it is now 2010, we still have corporations who lack common sense and put out a commercial that looks like it was produced by the Ku Klux Klan.

I understand that a big bucket of chicken can get most people out of an akward situation, but you want to make sure that you aren’t surrounded by a whole bunch of black actors when doing so. Mix in an Asian, Italian, or even an Arab. It just doesn’t look good when Whitey is sitting there, watching cricket, and throws up a big bag of KFC in order to be accepted.

I can kind of see where KFC is coming with this. When I find myself surrounded by a whole bunch of Chinese people, I usually offer up my German Shepard as a side meal.

Or, if I’m surrounded by some people from India, I offer to take their cow from them and make a couple 1/2lb cheeseburgers.