August 5, 2008Some people don’t understand what 911 is for. Let me give you an example for all you idiots out there, like Reginald Peterson, who don’t have a clue.
You call 911 if someone took a bullet in the ass or if your old lady chopped off your wang. You don’t call 911 because a [...]
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August 2, 2008I guess I won’t be eating a PB&J sandwich for a while. NSFW link HERE
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July 28, 2008Real Facts™: McDonalds estimates that it sells 550 MILLION Big Mac’s each year. That is one every 17 seconds. 540 calories - 29 grams of fat.
Kim Kardashian showed up to the Big Mac 40th birthday party over the weekend. Who the hell throws a party for a fucking hamburger?
Word is that her [...]
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July 1, 2008Starbucks today announced that they plan on closing 600 “underperforming” stores.
I’m no rocket scientist but you would think that if you had a Starbucks on one corner of the street that you pretty much have that block covered.
Does it really make sense to open another Starbucks right across the street? [...]
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June 12, 2008Kraft and Sara Lee are in the middle of a weiner war as to who has the bigger meat.
Consumers are continuing to look for higher flavors, beefier, juicier hot dogs and we saw that as an opportunity to grow that portion of our business,” said Sean Marks, senior director of marketing for Oscar [...]
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