LA Times – A Los Angeles woman was arrested on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly offered sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said. Khadijah Baseer was seen opening customers’ car doors in a McDonald’s drive-through on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue late Wednesday night, Officer Joshua Kendrick told the Burbank Leader. A customer told police that Baseer asked for free Chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors. The man said he declined the offer.

I couldn’t find a picture of Khadijah but I’m sure she’s a looker. Any chick who is going around offering to suck another mans dick for a chicken nugget is a keeper in my book.

NY Daily News - A former fast food employee says mice ran rampant in the Philadelphia McDonald’s where he worked, and he caught it all on tape, Fox News reported. Video shows a mouse scurrying around inside a plastic bag filled with hamburger buns at the McDonald’s on Stenton Avenue in the West Oak Lake section of Philadelphia, where Karrium Demaio, 29, worked. Demaio says he frequently saw mouse droppings, and was told to brush them off the bread and serve them to customers. “There hasn’t been a time when we couldn’t go in the back and see mouse droppings on the bread,” he said. He told Fox News he revealed the video, which was shot in November, because he wanted to warn customers. “That wasn’t the first time. That was about the sixth or seventh time,” he said. “That’s what made me like, I got to get video of this. “I was going back there to get something else and I heard some rustling, so I turned around, and I look, I seen a mouse inside the bread. Not on top of the package, but inside of the package.” Demaio worked at the store from October 2010 to January of this year, when he was fired for skipping a shift. He told Fox News that he’s worked at two other McDonald’s, but had never seen something like this. The McDonald’s is “not in satisfactory compliance,” according to the Philadelphia Health Department, but inspectors did not cite evidence of rodents. The store says it will address concerns the video surfaced. “After viewing the video, we are going to continue to investigate this claim to make certain we have all the facts,” McDonalds owner and operator Ken Youngblood said in a statment. “I want my customers to know that I am taking this matter seriously and will immediately address any issues that may exist. Therefore, if necessary, we will work with the appropriate authorities to get the facts.”

As if eating McDonald’s wasn’t bad enough, now you’ve got to worry about whether or not the food you are about to eat is covered in mouse shit. Makes me look even closer now at those black specs on top of my Big Mac….

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And here is a pic of a hamburger that was bought back in 1996 and this is what it looks like today…..holy preservatives.

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No way they used her vagina for the mold. You can tell she’s been ridden hard and put away wet a few times in her life.

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I love to fish. But something about being in a little ass kayak out in the middle of the ocean doesn’t really excite me. The whole shark thing comes into play.

Rule #1. If it’s still moving on my plate I’m not eating it.

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How many of you caught your turkey like this?

If you walk in and see this do you politely excuse yourself and make a run for your car? You had no idea this is how Aunt Ethel was preparing her bird every year……

On the other hand, this person is pure genius. Bacon wrapped turkey is the only way to go.

Then it’s time to break out the Turkey to wash it down with….

But maybe your flying solo this year. Could be you’ve pissed off your family and no one wants you around, but just know that McDonalds has your back. Nothing says Thanksgiving like a #2 with a Dr. Pepper.

Just don’t end up like I did back in 2009. It’s a long story…….

Happy Thanksgiving!

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That fucking “crunch, crunch” sound almost had me yack this morning.

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GREENWICH VILLAGE — A McDonald’s cashier is caught on a horrific cell phone video using a metal rod to brutally beat two female customers who’d jumped the counter of his West 4th Street restaurant early Thursday during a fight over their order. The cashier, who police said had previously served a decade for manslaughter, beat the women so badly that one suffered a fractured skull and broken arm in the shocking attack, which was captured on a customer’s cell phone and then posted to YouTube. Police have charged the cashier, identified as Rayon McIntosh, 31, with felony assault charges, along with criminal possession of a weapon. Both women were charged with menacing, trespass and disorderly conduct. He is being held at the Manhattan Detention Complex on $40,000 bail, according to the Department of Correction website. The drama began about 12:30 a.m. Thursday when the two customers — Denise Darbeau, 24, of Queens, and her pal, Rachel Edwards, 24, of Brooklyn — entered the popular fast food spot and began giving McIntosh a hard time, police sources said. In the video, Darbeau, 24, of Queens, is clearly heard cursing at McIntosh after the cashier told her he had to scan a $50 bill to make sure it was authentic before he would give them their food.

That’s why I only use the drive-thru. You get your food and cuss them out only AFTER they’ve handed you your shit.

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L.A. Times – The PB&J: Classic. Comforting. And, with peanut prices skyrocketing, soon to be more costly. After searingly hot weather devastated the summer crop of Runner peanuts, the variety mostly used to make peanut butter, raw peanuts that cost about $450 a ton in 2010 now cost $1,150 a ton, according to USDA figures. The crunch will affect the 90% of U.S. households that consume peanut butter — Americans eat about 1.5 million pounds of peanut products annually. The industry, according to the National Peanut Board, contributes more than $4 billion to the domestic economy each year. High prices are expected to trickle down to consumers soon. J.M. Smucker Co.’s Jif will boost wholesale prices 30% this fall, according to the Wall Street Journal. Unilever’s Skippy brand will see a 35% increase while ConAgra Foods Inc.’s Peter Pan label will jump nearly 25%.

So not only does it cost me more to drive to the grocery store, it’s going to cost me 30% more to make a fucking PB sandwich. Time to raid the local Costco and come home with a couple 5 gallon jugs of that shit. Another sign that 2012 and the end of the world is right around the corner……..

This chick might have to switch over to just straight jelly from here on out…..NSFW.

Dude was sweating his ass off. Just wait until that pepper passes through his guts. If I was him, I’d hit the beach and drop a deuce in the ocean or in a tub full of ice, because there is no doubt that his ass will be on fire.

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He doesn’t have shit on this chick though. She may not have broken the record for eating the most ghost chili peppers, but she did break the record for shoving the most peppers in her eyes. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Any chance she also holds the records for most peppers in her vagina?