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If McDonald’s was smart they’d sign these guys up and let them do their commercials. Sales would triple….

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6 total chips and a couple crumbs? It’s amazing when you go to the store and grab a bag of chips, not just Lays, and 3/4th of the bag is filled with air and the other 1/4 is chips. Next to high gas prices, I believe this is the 2nd most important topic that Congress and the President need to tackle. Give the people their fucking chips!

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What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten? I haven’t really gone out of my way to eat any bugs, but for some people they see it as a challenge. Couple of great videos that you should watch right before heading for lunch…

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How in the hell does Sweet Brown not know the difference between the smell of her house burning and some babyback ribs that have been cooking low and slow for 4 hours? Speaking of BBQ, if you have a smoker and want to cook up some ribs the right way, hit up the video below. I made up a batch last week and the wife couldn’t keep my meat out of her mouth.

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Great re-dub. Never realized English cucumbers and I had so much in common……

I’d hit it.

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Dude wasted a perfectly good Capri Sun with his fake golden shower scene…….

LA Times – A Los Angeles woman was arrested on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly offered sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said. Khadijah Baseer was seen opening customers’ car doors in a McDonald’s drive-through on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue late Wednesday night, Officer Joshua Kendrick told the Burbank Leader. A customer told police that Baseer asked for free Chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors. The man said he declined the offer.

I couldn’t find a picture of Khadijah but I’m sure she’s a looker. Any chick who is going around offering to suck another mans dick for a chicken nugget is a keeper in my book.

NY Daily News - A former fast food employee says mice ran rampant in the Philadelphia McDonald’s where he worked, and he caught it all on tape, Fox News reported. Video shows a mouse scurrying around inside a plastic bag filled with hamburger buns at the McDonald’s on Stenton Avenue in the West Oak Lake section of Philadelphia, where Karrium Demaio, 29, worked. Demaio says he frequently saw mouse droppings, and was told to brush them off the bread and serve them to customers. “There hasn’t been a time when we couldn’t go in the back and see mouse droppings on the bread,” he said. He told Fox News he revealed the video, which was shot in November, because he wanted to warn customers. “That wasn’t the first time. That was about the sixth or seventh time,” he said. “That’s what made me like, I got to get video of this. “I was going back there to get something else and I heard some rustling, so I turned around, and I look, I seen a mouse inside the bread. Not on top of the package, but inside of the package.” Demaio worked at the store from October 2010 to January of this year, when he was fired for skipping a shift. He told Fox News that he’s worked at two other McDonald’s, but had never seen something like this. The McDonald’s is “not in satisfactory compliance,” according to the Philadelphia Health Department, but inspectors did not cite evidence of rodents. The store says it will address concerns the video surfaced. “After viewing the video, we are going to continue to investigate this claim to make certain we have all the facts,” McDonalds owner and operator Ken Youngblood said in a statment. “I want my customers to know that I am taking this matter seriously and will immediately address any issues that may exist. Therefore, if necessary, we will work with the appropriate authorities to get the facts.”

As if eating McDonald’s wasn’t bad enough, now you’ve got to worry about whether or not the food you are about to eat is covered in mouse shit. Makes me look even closer now at those black specs on top of my Big Mac….

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And here is a pic of a hamburger that was bought back in 1996 and this is what it looks like today…..holy preservatives.

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No way they used her vagina for the mold. You can tell she’s been ridden hard and put away wet a few times in her life.

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I love to fish. But something about being in a little ass kayak out in the middle of the ocean doesn’t really excite me. The whole shark thing comes into play.

Rule #1. If it’s still moving on my plate I’m not eating it.

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