How many of you caught your turkey like this?

If you walk in and see this do you politely excuse yourself and make a run for your car? You had no idea this is how Aunt Ethel was preparing her bird every year……

On the other hand, this person is pure genius. Bacon wrapped turkey is the only way to go.

Then it’s time to break out the Turkey to wash it down with….

But maybe your flying solo this year. Could be you’ve pissed off your family and no one wants you around, but just know that McDonalds has your back. Nothing says Thanksgiving like a #2 with a Dr. Pepper.

Just don’t end up like I did back in 2009. It’s a long story…….

Happy Thanksgiving!

That fucking “crunch, crunch” sound almost had me yack this morning.

GREENWICH VILLAGE — A McDonald’s cashier is caught on a horrific cell phone video using a metal rod to brutally beat two female customers who’d jumped the counter of his West 4th Street restaurant early Thursday during a fight over their order. The cashier, who police said had previously served a decade for manslaughter, beat the women so badly that one suffered a fractured skull and broken arm in the shocking attack, which was captured on a customer’s cell phone and then posted to YouTube. Police have charged the cashier, identified as Rayon McIntosh, 31, with felony assault charges, along with criminal possession of a weapon. Both women were charged with menacing, trespass and disorderly conduct. He is being held at the Manhattan Detention Complex on $40,000 bail, according to the Department of Correction website. The drama began about 12:30 a.m. Thursday when the two customers — Denise Darbeau, 24, of Queens, and her pal, Rachel Edwards, 24, of Brooklyn — entered the popular fast food spot and began giving McIntosh a hard time, police sources said. In the video, Darbeau, 24, of Queens, is clearly heard cursing at McIntosh after the cashier told her he had to scan a $50 bill to make sure it was authentic before he would give them their food.

That’s why I only use the drive-thru. You get your food and cuss them out only AFTER they’ve handed you your shit.

L.A. Times – The PB&J: Classic. Comforting. And, with peanut prices skyrocketing, soon to be more costly. After searingly hot weather devastated the summer crop of Runner peanuts, the variety mostly used to make peanut butter, raw peanuts that cost about $450 a ton in 2010 now cost $1,150 a ton, according to USDA figures. The crunch will affect the 90% of U.S. households that consume peanut butter — Americans eat about 1.5 million pounds of peanut products annually. The industry, according to the National Peanut Board, contributes more than $4 billion to the domestic economy each year. High prices are expected to trickle down to consumers soon. J.M. Smucker Co.’s Jif will boost wholesale prices 30% this fall, according to the Wall Street Journal. Unilever’s Skippy brand will see a 35% increase while ConAgra Foods Inc.’s Peter Pan label will jump nearly 25%.

So not only does it cost me more to drive to the grocery store, it’s going to cost me 30% more to make a fucking PB sandwich. Time to raid the local Costco and come home with a couple 5 gallon jugs of that shit. Another sign that 2012 and the end of the world is right around the corner……..

This chick might have to switch over to just straight jelly from here on out…..NSFW.

Dude was sweating his ass off. Just wait until that pepper passes through his guts. If I was him, I’d hit the beach and drop a deuce in the ocean or in a tub full of ice, because there is no doubt that his ass will be on fire.

He doesn’t have shit on this chick though. She may not have broken the record for eating the most ghost chili peppers, but she did break the record for shoving the most peppers in her eyes. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Any chance she also holds the records for most peppers in her vagina?