I shoot for 3x a week…..literally.

Got caught slippin’ and should of posted this up on St. Patty’s Day. Probably one of Top 20 Internet videos of all-time. The amateur sketch is what makes this clip, most likely drawn by a crackhead who got a hold of the wrong stuff…..

And of course you can’t have a clip like that and not come with the remix…..

I just read that Americans will spend, on average, around 126.00 on Valentine’s Day shit. I want the head of the person responsible for these made up, pocket-lining, fucking holiday. How can Valentine’s Day take off and yet Steak & Blow Job day doesn’t get any respect, which by the way ladies is March 14th.

I see Wal-Mart is ready for the influx of KY Jelly shopping patrons….

Definitely make sure that your “high and tight” downstairs ladies. No one wants to see buckwheat in a leg lock when the panties come off.

And for those of you who pay for your lovin’, make sure you let her know where to collect her loot after you get done destroying her lining…..

Everyone be safe out in the streets tonight. I’m expecting that some of you will end up like this…..

and a majority will toke in the new year along with your favorite alcoholic beverage of choice….

But don’t get too drunk or high that you pass up an opportunity to bring in the New Years balls deep in some random party slut…..

I’d hit it.

News12 – PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. — Santa’s arrival at the Gardens Mall was delayed Saturday when his beard got caught in rappelling equipment hanging from the mall’s ceiling, making for a painfully slow descent as wide-eyed children watched from below. In an effort to delight children, Santa rappelled from the glass ceiling near the Gardens Mall food court in Palm Beach Gardens Saturday. But he became stuck almost immediately after descending from a catwalk as a helper elf watched, inching slowly down while an emcee led confused children through a strained rendition of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” and pleas for more “magic” to help him down. “Magic can happen! Magic can happen if you guys sing!” the emcee pleads. About halfway down, “Santa” tore off the beard and attached hat, revealing himself to be a simple helper and not the actual jolly old elf himself. He vigorously bounced up and down trying to work the beard through the tangle, making it safely to the mall floor after a few minutes. Gardens Mall reports that the helper is a professional rope climber who did the stunt for free. He did a run-through without a hitch, but sans beard, mall officials say. He left quickly afterward and wishes to remain anonymous.

Nice job Santa! You’re about to hang yourself 30 feet up in the air while little Johnny watches in horror. This is what happens when the mall tries to get cute with Santa’s entrance. Just walk thru the front door and sit your fat ass in that chair and smile for all those screaming brats. I don’t need to see Santa rappelling down from the ceiling like he’s a fucking Navy Seal™.

Love the emcee who is breaking out into song to try and deflect the kids attention. Mommy, why is he gyrating against that rope?