Danielle Moinet’s Week 6 NFL Picks (Turd Ferguson)

Rihanna In Her Birthday Suit On The Cover Of GQ (Rough)

The Rules Of Style (Us Versus Them)

Ten Horrible Bosses (Dave & Thomas)

University Of Maryland Student Puts His Friend TO Sleep (Busted Coverage)

Woman Sues Sex Toy Manufacturer For Tearing Up Her Insides (Huffington Post)

ESPN doesn’t cover it and you won’t catch Dickie V talking about any “diaper dandies”, but there is another tournament going on and you need to be aware of it. The fellas over at Us Versus Them have rolled out March Madnass™.

They scoured to bring you the finest 64 pieces of tail and seeded them up. The #1 overall seed puts Kim Kardashian against #16 Brittany Dailey.

Kim is the equivalent of Duke when it comes to anyone trying to compare asses. She’s in a class all by herself. I’ll ride her to the Final Four™, literally.

March Madnass Voting

Ron Artest Likes Peanut Butter (JerseyChaser)

Grant Hill Puts Jalen Rose On Blast (GrantHill)

Yahoo Think Warren G Looks Like Nate Dogg (PerezSolomon)

Yes, That Is A Shirtless Tracy Morgan Holding A Lightsaber? (TurdFerguson)

Taco Bell Birthday Cake Is Guaranteed To Give You The Shits (DaveandThomas)

Saint Mary’s Cheerleaders Haven’t Missed A Meal In A While (BustedCoverage)

ESPN’s Erin Andrews Wants To Be On The Bachelorette I Want To Be Inside Erin Andrews. (HuffPost)

Tom Brady Is Just Fucking With Us Now (WithLeather)

Booty Anyone? (TurdFerguson)

A True Julia Roberts Fan (BestWeekEver)

Guy Puts A Rat In His Mouth On The Subway (PerezSolomon)

NSFW: White T-Shirt Time With Madelyn Starr (SoCalGlamourGirls)

I’d Still Give The Wood To Britney Spears (DailyMail)

Vintage Penis Photobomb (Flickr)

LeBron James Is A Bitch Song (Barstool Sports)

Ochocinco Shows Off His Dick Towel (JerseyChaser)

Bo The Bailer Offers To Bang Out A Fake Facebook Broad (Busted Coverage)

White Girls Remix Dr. Dre’s “Bitches Ain’t Shit” (Turd Ferguson)

Victoria Silvestedt Hard At Work….In A Bikini (Guyism)