Meet Andrew Libby. He had been going around to different video rental stores in Colorado acting like he was a police officer assigned to the “Age Verification Unit”.
What was he trying to verify? Apparently the age of pornstars in x-rated movies. He would show up with a fake badge and ask to [...]
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Andrew Libby Is Somewhat Creative But Very Stupid
August 19, 2008
It’s Official: The Chinese Have Small Penises
August 14, 2008
Le Xing, 41, was out at Lan Tian park celebrating the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics when a park bench caught his eye….
That sexy steel bench was showing off its many holes and Le thought it would be a good idea to lay face down and put his dick inside the park bench.
Turned out [...]
Don’t Ask To Borrow Ronald Miller’s Claw Hammer
August 7, 2008
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A Fort Wayne, IN police officer was on random patrol when she happened to look over in the direction of Ronald Miller’s house only to see him standing butt naked in the living room.
She turned her squad car around and could clearly see Ronald’s junk fully exposed - as well as [...]
Reginald Peterson Just Wanted Standard Dress On His Sandwich
August 5, 2008
Some people don’t understand what 911 is for. Let me give you an example for all you idiots out there, like Reginald Peterson, who don’t have a clue.
You call 911 if someone took a bullet in the ass or if your old lady chopped off your wang. You don’t call 911 because a [...]
Steven Alfano Knows How To Party
August 4, 2008
Meet Steven Alfano. He decided it would be a good idea to teach his 15 year old son, Vincent, how to party.
And by party I mean crush and snort pills like oxycodone and the heroin substitute methadone.
As a result of his stupidity, he has been charged with third-degree murder and is being held without [...]
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