MSNBC – At a Sunday press conference wrapping up his visit to Colombia, President Barack Obama said he would be angry if it turned out the allegations that 11 Secret Service agents brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms were true. “When we travel, we have to observe the highest standards. We’re not just representing ourselves. We’re here on behalf of our people,” he said. The Secret Service put the agents on administrative leave Saturday as a congressman briefed on the situation gave details of the presidential security group’s night with “presumed prostitutes” ahead of Obama’s trip to the Summit of the Americas. “This really is the biggest scandal in the history of the Secret Service,” Ron Kessler, author of “In the President’s Secret Service,” told NBC News. Agency Assistant Director Paul Morrissey said the employees were both special agents and uniformed division officers. None were assigned to directly protect Obama and the incident happened before he arrived. The agency did not disclose the nature of the allegations but others confirmed that the behavior in question involved prostitutes. As the women came to the hotel they had put their IDs at the front desk and you have to be out of the room by 7 o’clock in the morning next day,” King said briefers told him. “A guest of a guest has to leave the hotel by 7 o’clock; one of the women did not leave. Hotel management went up to the room and agents would not open the door so police came up.” “It was resolved quickly, the woman said she wanted to get paid, the agent said he didn’t have to pay her but he paid. There was no crime, no one was arrested.” Prostitution is legal in “tolerance zones” in Colombia.

I was reading that this whole thing could have been avoided if the agent would have forked over $47. That’s all she wanted for her “services” and if she was good enough to spend the night in your bed after you beat it up then she’s good enough for you to pay her and not get the rest of your agents in trouble. Can you really blame these guys though? The stressful job of protecting POTUS and having all that fine Colombian ass around you is enough to fork over a $50 spot for some Latin love. Rule #1 is knock it out and kick her out. You don’t need to have the evidence in your bed at 7am. Total rookie move on his part and I’m sure he’s having a great time right now explaining all that to his wife.

Don’t think that for a second that Barack wasn’t thinking about being balls deep in Shakira….

And you know Michelle caught wind of this picture and will be ready with this look as soon as he gets back to the White House….

+1 to whoever created this masterpiece.

Mass debating or masturbating? We’ll let the people decide.

My inbox was BLOWING up with people letting me know that Jenn was showing love for Ron Paul. Jenn, your gonna give Ron a heart attack before he even gets into office if you keep this up…..