Big shout-out to KimchiGun who helped me get the blog back up and running. I’ve lost a couple months worth of posts, but you can’t look back. Got to right the ship and move forward. Thanks for being patient while I resurrect the site from the dead.

Posts will drop starting tomorrow.

I thought getting linked by Deadspin was pretty cool, but apparently GoDaddy didn’t share that same sentiment. They pulled the plug on me yesterday and played the “Chinese hackers are flooding your domain” card. Once the Chinese went to sleep, GoDaddy put me back on the Internets and I thought I was good to go. Woke up this morning and saw that HuffingtonPost had now linked back to the blog.

I felt like Jenna Jameson taking two dicks at one time. My blog was getting bent over by two Internet giants and I just had to stand there and take it…..not even any lube to ease the pain.

So I am back up for now, but am going to put the site in maintenance mode until I can get everything moved over to a dedicated server. The pics you all are looking for can be found on multiple sites. Hit up the guys at BustedCoverage until I can get my outsourced I.T help in India to migrate my shit over.

UPDATE: The blog will stay up for now.  I changed where the pics are hosted, mainly off of my site, to the ghetto-fabulous Imageshack servers.  I’m guessing it won’t be long until the bandwidth police pull them down from there.

Jesus H. Christ™. The blog finally came back up after the massive onslaught of traffic generated by my good friends over at Deadspin. Who knew that a hot chick in lingerie could bring down the Internets……

At one point today the word “h8torade” trended to the 5th spot on Google. I’m disappointed that I couldn’t overtake Jason Toohey, who apparently is the new guy banging Jenny McCarthy.  Fuck you Jason.

As soon as I started getting reports that my site was down I called GoDaddy and got the typical “the server is experiencing issues” excuse. We’ll no shit you overpaid DeVry grad. I told them that I knew they had pulled the plug on me due to bandwidth, even though they state you have “unlimited” bandwidth as part of your plan. He went to the script and pulled some excuse out of his ass about how tech support is looking into it. I called back 5 hours later and now the story has changed. Apparently I’ve pissed off the Chinese and the blog was getting hammered by multiple IP addresses out of China. What the fuck did I do to China? I’m pro China! I’ve got an Xbox….Sony camcorder….iPod…..drive a foreign car….what more do you fuckers want from me? I give you random hotties and you repay us with this garbage….

I’ve made a couple tweaks to the blog to help with the cache and I’m still looking at migrating to a different webhost that provides a dedicated server. I guess I can’t complain too much when you look at the situation this guy is in….

So I’m looking at my hitcounter on the blog today and noticed a big spike in traffic today. From what I can see, people are Googling™ “h8torade”. Nothing wrong with that, but was I featured somewhere and didn’t know it. Did I make CNN? Did Kim Kardashian release the sex tape that we made together and didn’t tell me?

If you are a first time visitor, drop me a quick note and let me know how you heard about the blog. If I don’t get AT A MINIMUM 10 comments, I’m turning the “Random Hottie” post for tomorrow over to the gay intern and letting him run loose with it.

Just think Johnsonville Brats™

You guys kill me. I go three months without a “h8torade’s hoes” drop and the second I bring it back you guys profess your love for it. Either way, I have heard from the people and it will now be a weekly Saturday drop – again. Also, I’ll keep the random hottie posts coming daily. I’m kicking myself for not bring my camera to the beach today – there were some fucking dimes in Del Mar that deserved to be put on the blog.

Enjoy the weekend.