MSNBC – Monroe police have charged a Maine woman with sexual assault after a teen’s parents complained that their son was having a sexual relationship with a woman in her 20s. The then-14 year-old boy and Cassandra Grant, then 21, of Rockland, Maine, met in March 2011 while playing a PlayStation 3 game online, police said. The relationship escalated as they texted, met on webcam and spoke on the phone, police said. In December 2011, the two met and had intercourse, police said. It was around this time that the teen’s parents learned that Grant was actually 21, police said. Monroe police and the Maine State Police Computer Crimes Unit investigated and police applied for an arrest warrant.

As a father of two boys, I’m definitely calling the cops if I find out my underage son is banging something that looks like this…

I’d almost rather walk in and find him couch bombing some pillows. Let me find out that he is tagging some chick he met on Xbox Live that looks like this and I’d take out a full page ad in the local newspaper singing his praises….just don’t tell your mom.

You kidding me? That’s all it takes to bypass one of these scanners? These scanners don’t even detect metal and their wave scanner technology is bypassed by breaking out your sewing kit. I feel much safer already….

I’ve already got the GoPro HD Helmet Hero and all I need now is to find me a solid weather balloon and start sending shit up to space. These guys sent some sushi up into the outer limits…..

Toshiba filmed a commercial where they sent a chair up….

Not sure what I’d send up if I got one of these. I need to look into this and see how much it is going to set me back if I do.

Cheaters is probably one of the most underrated t.v. shows on right now. Joey Greco has been busting people for 10+ years cheating on their significant others and always storms in with a t.v. crew big enough to film Star Wars all over again. How many people does it really take to hold a camera and a boom mic? I think at most he would need 3 people, but dude rolls 30 deep all the time.

And now he’s opening up the Cheaters™ on-line store to help you catch your spouse getting the pipe from the mailman. As if the bumps on your dick weren’t proof enough that she is cheating on you, now you get to watch your girlfriend get bent into a circus pretzel. Bet you never knew she could do that, but your best friend does…..

Instead of hopping over chairs he should have been fixing those blue screens of death that we’ve all come to know and love.