Oh, she leakin’. Someone call the amberlamps!

I’d hit it.

Even at 19, Demi was on the prowl for the younger meat. She’s just blueballin’ the kid to death with all this lip locking action. Hopefully she put her mouth to use later that night.

I’d hit it.

Can someone check on Brock over at Us Versus Them? Pretty sure he’s passed out somewhere and might need medical attention.

I’m going to need some alone time.

G-damn! That ass-to-hip ratio is off the charts. I’ve got two left feet out on the dance floor but if I can find a dime like that to dance with I’d end up dancing like MC Hammer.

I’d hit it.

I’d give her the best 30 seconds of her life…..I’d hit it.