not the 1st time she’s been sprayed in the face by a foreign substance…..

Want your old lady to smell like semen with a touch of jasmine, tuberose, and gardenia? Then go get her Kim Kardashian’s latest perfume.

She’s pimping Carl’s Jr salads, has her own fashion line, downs QuikTrim weight loss shit by the gallon, and now has Dale Earnhardt rolling over in his grave.

If the driver of that car was smart, he’d make sure that none of Kim’s assets were exposed on the bumper of that car.

I’ve never craved a salad from Carl’s Jr until now.

I’d hit it.

You better make sure you don’t piss her off when you get to munchin’ on the hair pie or you could find yourself wheelchair bound…..I’d hit it.

Someone needs to build a shrine to Kim Kardashian’s turd cutter. On another note – fuck Reggie Bush. He wins a Super Bowl ring AND gets to go home and blow loads in Kim’s arse. Yes, I’m a hater.

I’d hit it.