You know these chicks were wetter than a hurricane hitting Florida. I’d hit it.

Practice makes perfect. I would have never guessed that Madonna didn’t have a gag reflex. I’d hit it.

This smokes Rebecca Black’s “Friday” hit from last year. Drew Garrett and Lauren Willey are the girls “singing” this new hit. I’d bang them out….once they turn 18 of course.

Hot girls do have problems, but they don’t have to worry about that.

Asians have asses? The odds of finding an asian chick like this with a turd cutter like that is about as good as you holding the winning Powerball lotto ticket. I’d hit it.

drunk attention whore or hallucinating on some heavy duty shit? Pretty sure she would have showed off the lack of a gag reflex if she had run into this tree.

I’d splinter that ass.