I’d give her the best 30 seconds of her life…..I’d hit it.

This materialistic bitch is all excited over her new computer and phone and apparently loves her adopted dog more than her own biological child that she stuffed into a trash bag. Not one mention of her daughter during her 4 minute “attention whore” rant. I am digging the glasses and low cut shirt though. Has anyone checked to see how Nancy Grace is taking the news? She’s no doubt going to go postal tonight when she hits the air.

I’d hit it. Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony.

How many open mouth sores are crawling in her mouth right about now? Strangely though, I’d hit it.

What a better way to start off 2012 with some new eye candy.   Jenn Kaelin  and Demi from Tumblr pretty much dominated this blog as far as hotties went in 2011. Does Danielle deserve to be in the same class?

Stats:

Age:19
Height: 5′ 4″
Weight: 118 lbs
Bust: 32″
Waist: 26″
Hips: 28″
Cup: DDD

Makes what I’ve done with my GoPro Cameraseem pretty lame. Here I am taking it to the beach and filming my offspring and this lucky bastard gets to go all Maverick at 36,000 feet with his GoPro.

And since it’s waterproof, it takes pretty good videos of chicks with nice asses swimming in the ocean. If you’re into that sort of thing…..

Or if you want to go full creeper at your neighborhood pool on the MILF’s who are swimming…..