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NSFW: The Closest We Will Ever Get To Seeing Katy Perry Topless

by on Mar.14, 2012, under celebs, id hit it


Katy Perry nude, Katy shows her breasts by mokkelman

I would have been smashing that paper mache up against her rack with my face. I find that I can get into every crease much better when my motorboating skills are applied.

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Middle School Teacher Stacie Halas aka Tiffany Six Placed On Leave After Students Find Out She Is A Pornstar

by on Mar.08, 2012, under bodily functions, id hit it

Daily MailA teacher has been suspended from her job after she was allegedly discovered starring in a ‘hardcore pornography’ by students at her school. Stacie Halas, 31, who teaches science at Richard B Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, California, but has been put on paid administrative leave while officials decide her fate. Officials at the school sent a letter out to parents telling them to monitor their child’s internet usage and they were urged at school not to search porn sites for videos which may star the teacher. Though it has not been confirmed, Jeff Chancer, Oxnard School District superintendent, said that an office worker at the school believes the teacher is the one seen in the videos. He said: ‘Maybe it’s not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it’s a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned.’ The letter to parents stated: ‘It has been alleged that one of our teachers is depicted in at least one pornographic video and possibly others on the Internet. ‘We are asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites. ‘We ask that you be particularly vigilant over the next few days with respect to the Internet content being accessed by your child on his or her telephone or other Internet-ready device. Halas calls herself Tiffany Six on the porn websites.

Maybe if they paid teachers more money they wouldn’t have to resort to sucking a dick hanging out of a pepperoni pizza box. As long as she was doing her job and not banging middle school kids, then let her teach. All these moral fucks get bent out of shape because a chick likes to take the dick. If she came to work looking like she just got done filming a 100 person gang bang and has the Hawaiian Islands™ dripping off her chin then fire her – but if you have a couple of horny middle school kids beating off to her videos, well, that is what middle school boys do.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK BELOW IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE HER SUCKING A DICK THRU A PEPPERONI PIZZA. LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

http://www.sexbot.com/main/search/videos?query=stacie+tips

I’m going to heat up a Totinos pizza to show my support for her. I’d hit it.

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Panama City Set The Guiness World Record For Most Girls In A Parade Wearing A Bikini

by on Mar.07, 2012, under id hit it

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450 girls, and a few whales that can walk on land, set the record yesterday in Panama City. Australia held the record before and they have already vowed revenge on us Americans for stealing their trophy.

view from the back. $100.00 says the guy in the helicopter was rubbing one out.

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I’d hit it.

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NSFW: Olivia Munn Is Officially In My Top 3

by on Mar.06, 2012, under celebs, id hit it

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hot nerd chick + captioned photos telling me where you want the dick = I’d hit it. Celebs will learn one day to not keep stored photos on their devices that they don’t want the Internets™ to see. Pics below are “not safe for work”, but are very “safe for fapping”.

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