Former Milwaukee County sergeant Scott Krause was sentenced Friday to 18 months in prison for punching Ray Calderon in the face several times as he sat in the back of a squad car and continued to kick the window after being told not to.

Ray was cuffed up and apparently had to take a piss, but Officer Krause could give a shit less, and Ray thought the best way to get the officer’s attention was to continue to kick the window on the cop car.

That led to Krause dropping a couple 1-2 combos to Ray’s dome…..

If I was Ray, I would have just pissed myself all over his seat if he wasn’t going to let me out to take a piss. He better be lucky that Ray didn’t have to drop a deuce….

And people thought that texting behind the wheel was bad? Megan Mariah Barnes thought it would be a good idea for her ex-husband to hold the wheel of her Thunderbird as she shaved her box while driving.

She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ‘ready for the visit,’” said Trooper Gary Dunick, inventing our new favorite euphemism. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it.

She ended up running into a pickup truck, but the bigger question is why the fuck is her ex-husband holding the steering wheel while she shaves her cave for her current boyfriend?

(NBC Miami)

Any chick who knows how to operate heavy machinery is bound to do some revenge-like shit at some point. You better go get that shit straightened out before you find your grave dug out.

CNN is playing the press conference right now about the shooting at the Pentagon. The guy doing the talking is great at saying “I can’t answer that right now”.

How about you come back when you have some answers.

In the meantime,  if you are dating the guys daughter above, you better have her home on-time.  That’s some serious hardware.