I lost my shit as soon as he chopped the head off of t-Rex.

G-damn! That ass-to-hip ratio is off the charts. I’ve got two left feet out on the dance floor but if I can find a dime like that to dance with I’d end up dancing like MC Hammer.

I’d hit it.

Love Chuck. I don’t think there is anyone that is off-limits from his verbal abuse. He’d cuss the Pope out if he looked at him crazy and would probably smack Michelle Obama on the ass if she got out of line.

Did that guy really offer to put it on his own crank and let the guy watch? Go Army!

What the fuck is a rabbit punch? It’s obviously donkey and Trebek will be apologizing his ass off on tomorrow’s show for royally screwing up.