NY Post – Donkey semen is apparently off the menu. NBC won’t air the questionable “Fear Factor” episode featuring a stunt that required contestants to drink the bodily fluid — with a glass of urine as a chaser — originally slated for Monday night, TMZ.com reported. An network website now lists a rerun of the reality competition show in place of the episode “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!,” according to the gossip site, which broke the original story about the tasteless taste test on Friday night. Promos for the new episode had also been taken down from the Internet. In the episode, contestants were apparently required to drink every last drop from both glasses to advance — and that left a bad taste in the mouth of NBC parent company Comcast after the news of the stunt leaked, sources told TMZ. NBC executives had apparently had their own reservations since the stunt was filmed over the summer, but ultimately gave a green light. “Fear Factor” host Joe Rogan teased the stunt to Entertainment Weekly last month. “They’re not even sure if they’re going to air it. It’s so over the top and ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “When they told me, I really though they were joking at first. I don’t know where the debate is, but NBC is not sure if they’re going to air it.” He was a little less cryptic when he spoke to The News. “I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you’re not supposed to eat animal d—, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d— if you want to win $50,000,” Rogan said.

$50,000 isn’t enough for me to drink spunk from a donkey. I really don’t think you could pay me any amount of money. You’d forever be known as the person who slurped down donkey jizz and you can’t put a price tag on that label.

Though I do know a gay guy who probably milk it straight from the source…..

Lunch anyone?

CBS 6 – Authorities say Monterey Park police fatally shot a man Monday who broke windows at a fast-food restaurant, then swung a 3-foot-long metal bar as he approached officers. The gunfire erupted about 9:30 a.m. in the 1200 block of Cesar Chavez Avenue, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. The sheriff’s department is investigating the shooting. Officers were investigating a report of a man “breaking out windows” at a Carl’s Jr. restaurant, sheriff’s Sgt. Pauline Panis said. Responding officers saw customers coming out of the restaurant, along with a man holding a 3-foot-long metal bar, Panis said. The officers ordered the man to drop the bar but he refused, Panis said, and at least one officer used a stun gun to try to subdue him. The man came “in close proximity” to officers and swung the bar twice she said. At least one officer opened fire, wounding the suspect. The suspect died of his injuries. Authorities withheld the name of the man, who was 20-30 years of age, pending notification of his relatives, coroner’s Chief Craig Harvey said.

This is why you don’t bring a 3ft metal bar to a gunfight. Guy had to of been on something pretty solid to not even be fazed by a taser to the face. Just pulled those prongs out like a BOSS and tried to go for the homerun swing with his metal pipe but came up short.

On a side note, how desensitized are we that people can laugh about someone losing their life? That’s pretty fucked up.

I’ve never wanted something to be so true before in my life. This would just be the icing on the cake for the Kardashian clan. We all know that the Enquirer has been known to stretch the truth, but you don’t need 20/20 vision to see that Khloe is just “built” a little different than her sisters. Kim and Kourtney are built like cheerleaders and Khloe is more like a middle linebacker. Could OJ’s Heisman Seed™ be the reason that Khloe can bench press 400lbs?

Let’s break down the Kardashian clan…..

Kris Jenner. Momma Kardashian. Is she using the same plastic surgeon that Michael Jackson was? It’s hard to compare noses with Khloe due to all the fucked up plastic surgery she’s had and at this rate she’ll be rocking the M.J. surgeons mask around town if she doesn’t stop going under the knife.

Robert Kardashian. Defended OJ during his trial. Died from cancer at the age of 59. Has probably rolled over in his grave 1/2 million times after seeing what his family has turned into.

Kim Kardashian. What a great story. Started off hanging around Paris Hilton. Met Ray-J and he filmed himself smashing her cheeks from the back then sold it to a porn company. Kim gets famous for laying there and taking loads to the face and the rest is history. A true entrepreneur. Looking forward to the day that a kid falls out of her vagina and mommy gets to explain how she became famous. Google doesn’t lie. Check our her nose – straight from her dads mold.

Kourtney Kardashian. Certified MILF. You look at her and Kim and you know they are sisters. Same nose…same hair….equals same daddy.

Khloe Kardashian. Now here is where things get interesting. Check the nose. Much flatter than both of her sisters. Oh, and you’re about 6 inches taller than the rest of your family.

And then you put all three together and it’s a game of “which one doesn’t belong”….someone ain’t telling the truth!

I’ve narrowed it down to two potential matches…..

The Juice™. Probably the luckiest man walking the planet. I remember being in high school watching him put on that black glove that didn’t fit. Bet the prosecution wishes they could turn back the hands of time and never ask him to put that glove on. They lost that case the second the glove only went halfway up his hand. My trained eye took a look at OJ’s profile and I could see where maybe, just maybe, his seed is responsible for that 5ft 10in beast known as Khloe Kardashian.

Chewbacca. Tell me there aren’t similarities. Maybe it’s in the eyes?

And of course the only way to put this to rest is to get them all on Maury Povich and have him announce who the real father is….