You can tell the officer at the :18 second mark definitely knows what to do when she has a cock in her hand.

A team full of Michael Phelps clones. These guys could have doggy paddled across the pool and still won. Judges weren’t too happy that they weren’t taking it too serious. Calm the fuck down, it’s swimming.

I lost my shit as soon as he chopped the head off of t-Rex.

G-damn! That ass-to-hip ratio is off the charts. I’ve got two left feet out on the dance floor but if I can find a dime like that to dance with I’d end up dancing like MC Hammer.

I’d hit it.

Love Chuck. I don’t think there is anyone that is off-limits from his verbal abuse. He’d cuss the Pope out if he looked at him crazy and would probably smack Michelle Obama on the ass if she got out of line.