Giving Colombia a run for their money…..

Best. Prom. Ever. You find out early if your girl is going to put out and if not you head next door and bang a pornstar.

We are only in May and this guy locked up Father of the Year honors. You’ve got to be a real idiot to think that it’s funny to put your kid in a washing machine – joke or not. Can we go ahead and cut the nuts off of this clown so that he doesn’t bring anymore kids into the world?

Isn’t that what brothers are for? To record and make fun of your siblings when they are getting lectured from Mom. This was back in 2008 when MySpace was relevant. Meet anyone from MySpace today and you are guaranteed to take it in the ass. male or female.

This makes me laugh only because I use to live in Kansas City and know how classy the people who attend Rockfest are.

NANAIMO — An intermediate A lacrosse game boiled over on Saturday in Nanaimo at Frank Crane Arena, an incident that has been condemned by both teams involved. The game pitted the Nanaimo Timbermen against the Coquitlam Adanacs in their first meeting of the season. The game disintegrated late in the second period as Cody Reed scored to put Coquitlam up 15-4. Reed was hit by the Timbermens’ Jordan Kuziuk, who two seconds later was crosschecked by the Adanacs’ Zachary Hartman, who was playing in his first game back after missing time to a concussion. At that point a line brawl broke out and eventually both benches emptied. The game was called with 47 seconds left in the frame. The incident was caught on video and has gone viral. B.C. Intermediate A Lacrosse League commissioner Gene Regier came down hard on both teams, handing out 15 suspensions, but would not disclose to who and how long. “It’s the first time this has happened to me as a commissioner,” said Regier, who has been in his position for 12 years. “I’ve seen them at senior games, but this is the first one I’ve had to deal with.”While fights are not out of the ordinary in lacrosse, they generally do not escalate to the level this one did and there were several complicating factors: Hartman was playing his first game after missing time to a concussion; as soon as Hartman hit Kuziuk late, multiple Timbermen came to his aid and jumped Hartman; the Adanacs’ trainer, who was in his first lacrosse game, jumped onto the floor almost immediately, adding to the confusion; the Adanacs were the first to have players come off the bench and engage in the fight; and the Timbermen were trailing 15-4 while Regier at least hints that there was some taunting going on.

Not bad. Saw a couple decent haymakers being landed. The chest bump at the end topped it all off.

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I’d bite the head off that bird and swallow it for a chance to bang Kate Upton. I’d be happy just putting the tip in.