That last line clinched the victory for Brady……

How soon before Kendrick’s momma is on the phone with Blake’s mom asking her to tell Blake to stop picking on Kendrick. That was nasty.

NY Post – Donkey semen is apparently off the menu. NBC won’t air the questionable “Fear Factor” episode featuring a stunt that required contestants to drink the bodily fluid — with a glass of urine as a chaser — originally slated for Monday night, TMZ.com reported. An network website now lists a rerun of the reality competition show in place of the episode “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!,” according to the gossip site, which broke the original story about the tasteless taste test on Friday night. Promos for the new episode had also been taken down from the Internet. In the episode, contestants were apparently required to drink every last drop from both glasses to advance — and that left a bad taste in the mouth of NBC parent company Comcast after the news of the stunt leaked, sources told TMZ. NBC executives had apparently had their own reservations since the stunt was filmed over the summer, but ultimately gave a green light. “Fear Factor” host Joe Rogan teased the stunt to Entertainment Weekly last month. “They’re not even sure if they’re going to air it. It’s so over the top and ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “When they told me, I really though they were joking at first. I don’t know where the debate is, but NBC is not sure if they’re going to air it.” He was a little less cryptic when he spoke to The News. “I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you’re not supposed to eat animal d—, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d— if you want to win $50,000,” Rogan said.

$50,000 isn’t enough for me to drink spunk from a donkey. I really don’t think you could pay me any amount of money. You’d forever be known as the person who slurped down donkey jizz and you can’t put a price tag on that label.

Though I do know a gay guy who probably milk it straight from the source…..

Lunch anyone?

No doubt John Lucas has this on his MP3 right about now…..

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Oh, she leakin’. Someone call the amberlamps!

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I’d hit it.

Even at 19, Demi was on the prowl for the younger meat. She’s just blueballin’ the kid to death with all this lip locking action. Hopefully she put her mouth to use later that night.

I’d hit it.

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You can tell the officer at the :18 second mark definitely knows what to do when she has a cock in her hand.

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The mayor of a working-class city roiled by allegations of police discrimination against Hispanics faced scathing criticism Wednesday from officials including the governor for saying he “might have tacos” as a way to do something for the community. The comments by East Haven Mayor Joseph Maturo brought unwanted attention to the leadership of the New Haven suburb, where four police officers were arrested Tuesday by the FBI on charges including deprivation of rights and obstruction of justice. The mayor was also criticized for his recent reappointment of police Chief Leonard Gallo, who was apparently referred to in the indictment as a co-conspirator. The four officers are accused of waging a campaign of harassment against Latino residents and businesses, including assaulting people while they were handcuffed and intimidating people who tried to investigate or report misconduct allegations. All four have pleaded not guilty. The taco comment came as Maturo, a Republican, was being interviewed late Tuesday by a reporter from New York’s WPIX-TV, Mario Diaz, who asked, “What are you doing for the Latino community today?” Maturo’s response: “I might have tacos when I go home; I’m not quite sure yet.” He initially defended his response and said it was being unfairly twisted. But he later apologized, saying he’d had a long day of interviews. Democratic Gov. Dannel P. Malloy said the comments are “repugnant.” “They represent either a horrible lack of judgment or worse, an underlying insensitivity to our Latino community that is unacceptable. Being tired is no excuse. He owes an apology to the community, and more importantly, he needs to show what he’s going to do to repair the damage he’s done. And he needs to do it today,” Malloy said. Hartford Mayor Pedro Segarra, a native of Puerto Rico, said he was “disgusted” by Maturo’s comment. East Haven Democratic Town Committee Chairman Gene Ruocco called for Maturo’s resignation.

Guess he isn’t really counting on the Latino vote when it’s time for re-election.

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I’ve already got the GoPro HD Helmet Hero and all I need now is to find me a solid weather balloon and start sending shit up to space. These guys sent some sushi up into the outer limits…..

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Toshiba filmed a commercial where they sent a chair up….

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Not sure what I’d send up if I got one of these. I need to look into this and see how much it is going to set me back if I do.