What You Could See At Your Local Zoo

August 17, 2008

I am always looking out for today’s youth. I do my weekly Saturday drop highlighting young ladies and their digital camera exploits so that parents out there can become aware as to what their precious little snowflakes are doing.

As parents you think that the zoo is a safe place to take the family. Little did you know that it could quickly turn into a porn shoot. Let’s take a look at some shit that could potentially go down at your local zoo.

If you see a monkey carrying a toad around in his hand you might want to check back in about 30 minutes because he is going to be busy prying the mouth of that toad open…….

Sometimes zoo animals need to relieve a little pressure themselves. Maybe the Mrs. doesn’t want to give up the ass so the next best thing is to perch yourself high up on a rock and work one out - but I wouldn’t recommend sampling it.

Every zoo has the “dirty old man”. He is the zoo animal who just parks his ass in front of the window and puts the death grip on his shaft and doesn’t care who sees him.

Chances are you might comes across some salad tossing…..

Or the occasional “mouth hug”…..

And finally there is a good chance that you will see some animals getting their freak on. Just be on the lookout for the guy who wants to put a finger in your ass….

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You Can Lead A Jackass To Water….

August 16, 2008

But you can’t get him to get in the water with a naked man……

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H8torade’s Hoes - Volume 6

August 16, 2008

I try to post as often as I can during the week but with my travel schedule and Northwest Airlines fucking me every time I fly them it can be difficult.

This should hold you all over until Monday.

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Heavy Vee Doesn’t Need A Hook

August 15, 2008

I need 5 cheeseburgers ASAP!!

I got an email tonight from J-Vine saying that I needed to check out this video by some chick named Heavy Vee.

She has a song out called ” I Don’t Need A Hook” and she is right - she doesn’t need a hook.

Off the top I can think of a few things that she does need though….

1. She needs to get on a diet.
2. She needs a better bra.
3. She needs to buy a mirror - who dresses her?
4. She needs to stay in school - whoever told you that this was a good idea does not love you.

Judge for yourself…..

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16 Year Old Bunnell High School Wrestler Teabags Teammate

August 14, 2008

A 16 year old high school wrestler at Bunnell High School has been charged with one count of fourth-degree sexual assault after allegedly pinning his 17 year old teammate down and throwing his nuts into his mouth.

While the victim was pinned on his back, police said, the defendant approached, bent down and exposed his genitals in the victim’s face.

The victim managed to free himself and went to a water cooler to rinse out his mouth, declaring “That was disgusting,” according to the police report.

It looks like this kid is well on his way to getting a scholarship to wrestle at the University of Nebraska.

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